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复制黏贴到地址栏，谷歌翻译里，“翻译”按钮下面有个播放试听按键，笑死我了！

　　1、春哥纯爷们儿，铁血真汉子，人民好兄弟，父亲好儿子。
　　
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　　2、莫装b，装b遭雷劈
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　　3、狮子座
　　
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　　4、欧美**
　　
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　　5、（哈哈这个最经典了！自己听吧！）
　　
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　　6、上面条的肥音版……太有才了！！！
　　
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　　7、　皇上，你还记得大明湖畔的夏雨荷吗？
　　
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　　8、高丽****思密达 爱吃泡菜思密达
　　
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　　9、哥们，姐们，你们太有才啦~~~
　　
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　　10、大家一起來818
　　
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　　11、舒克和贝塔……orz!
　　
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　　12、打酱油回声版……
　　
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　　13、你无情，你残酷，你无理取闹!
　　
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　　14、四川话
　　　　蹦得儿你个蹦得儿
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　　15、买个萝卜切吧切吧剁了~
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　　16、《静夜思》
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